this is so damn funny!!

this is a convo between a robot and me..=)
Henry' says (6:00 PM):
planner
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:00 PM):
This is your weekly planner:

March 24th - 29th, 2009
1 Wed 03/25: Girlfriend
2 Wed 03/25 12:00 pm: Sex
3 Thu 03/26 12:00 pm: Sex
4 Fri 03/27 12:00 pm: Sex
5 Sat 03/28 12:00 pm: Sex

Type "more" for more. To view, edit or delete an event, type the corresponding number. To add an event, type "add."
Henry' says (6:00 PM):
more
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:00 PM):


March 24th - 29th, 2009
1 Sun 03/29 12:00 pm: Sex

March 30th - April 5th, 2009
2 Mon 03/30 12:00 pm: Sex
3 Tue 03/31 12:00 pm: Sex
4 Wed 04/01 12:00 pm: Sex
5 Thu 04/02 12:00 pm: Sex

Type "more" for more. To view, edit or delete an event, type the corresponding number. To add an event, type "add."
Henry' says (6:00 PM):
add
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:00 PM):
What is the name of the event?
Henry' says (6:00 PM):
masturbation
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:00 PM):
I'm afraid I don't have an answer for that.
Henry' says (6:01 PM):
molest
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:01 PM):
Sorry, what was that again?
Henry' says (6:01 PM):
planner
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:01 PM):
Here's your weekly planner:

March 24th - 29th, 2009
1 Wed 03/25: Girlfriend
2 Wed 03/25 12:00 pm: Sex
3 Thu 03/26 12:00 pm: Sex
4 Fri 03/27 12:00 pm: Sex
5 Sat 03/28 12:00 pm: Sex

Type "more" for more. To view, edit or delete an event, type the corresponding number. To add an event, type "add."
Henry' says (6:02 PM):
more
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:02 PM):


March 24th - 29th, 2009
1 Sun 03/29 12:00 pm: Sex

March 30th - April 5th, 2009
2 Mon 03/30 12:00 pm: Sex
3 Tue 03/31 12:00 pm: Sex
4 Wed 04/01 12:00 pm: Sex
5 Thu 04/02 12:00 pm: Sex

Type "more" for more. To view, edit or delete an event, type the corresponding number. To add an event, type "add."
Henry' says (6:02 PM):
more
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:02 PM):


March 30th - April 5th, 2009
1 Fri 04/03 12:00 pm: Sex
2 Sat 04/04 12:00 pm: Sex
3 Sun 04/05 12:00 pm: Sex

April 6th - 12th, 2009
4 Mon 04/06 12:00 pm: Sex
5 Tue 04/07 12:00 pm: Sex

Type "more" for more. To view, edit or delete an event, type the corresponding number. To add an event, type "add."
Henry' says (6:02 PM):
more
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:02 PM):


April 6th - 12th, 2009
1 Wed 04/08 12:00 pm: Sex
2 Thu 04/09 12:00 pm: Sex
3 Fri 04/10 12:00 pm: Sex
4 Sat 04/11 12:00 pm: Sex
5 Sun 04/12 12:00 pm: Sex

Type "more" for more. To view, edit or delete an event, type the corresponding number. To add an event, type "add."

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Henry' says (6:02 PM):
more
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:02 PM):


April 13th - 19th, 2009
1 Mon 04/13 12:00 pm: Sex
2 Tue 04/14 12:00 pm: Sex
3 Wed 04/15 12:00 pm: Sex
4 Thu 04/16 12:00 pm: Sex
5 Fri 04/17 12:00 pm: Sex

Type "more" for more. To view, edit or delete an event, type the corresponding number. To add an event, type "add."
Henry' says (6:02 PM):
more
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:02 PM):


April 13th - 19th, 2009
1 Sat 04/18 12:00 pm: Sex
2 Sun 04/19 12:00 pm: Sex

April 20th - 26th, 2009
3 Mon 04/20 12:00 pm: Sex
4 Tue 04/21 12:00 pm: Sex
5 Wed 04/22 12:00 pm: Sex

Type "more" for more. To view, edit or delete an event, type the corresponding number. To add an event, type "add."
Henry' says (6:02 PM):
more
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:02 PM):


April 20th - 26th, 2009
1 Thu 04/23 12:00 pm: Sex
2 Fri 04/24 12:00 pm: Sex
3 Sat 04/25 12:00 pm: Sex
4 Sun 04/26 12:00 pm: Sex

April 27th - May 3rd, 2009
5 Mon 04/27 12:00 pm: Sex

Type "more" for more. To view, edit or delete an event, type the corresponding number. To add an event, type "add."
Henry' says (6:02 PM):
more
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:02 PM):


April 27th - May 3rd, 2009
1 Tue 04/28 12:00 pm: Sex
2 Wed 04/29 12:00 pm: Sex
3 Thu 04/30 12:00 pm: Sex
4 Fri 05/01 12:00 pm: Sex
5 Sat 05/02 12:00 pm: Sex

Type "more" for more. To view, edit or delete an event, type the corresponding number. To add an event, type "add."

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Henry' says (6:02 PM):
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- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:02 PM):
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Henry' says (6:02 PM):
add
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:02 PM):
I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
Henry' says (6:02 PM):
planner ad
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:02 PM):
This is your weekly planner:

March 24th - 29th, 2009
1 Wed 03/25: Girlfriend
2 Wed 03/25 12:00 pm: Sex
3 Thu 03/26 12:00 pm: Sex
4 Fri 03/27 12:00 pm: Sex
5 Sat 03/28 12:00 pm: Sex

Type "more" for more. To view, edit or delete an event, type the corresponding number. To add an event, type "add."
Henry' says (6:02 PM):
add
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:02 PM):
What is the name of the event?
Henry' says (6:03 PM):
sex girlfriend
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:03 PM):
When would you like to schedule "Sex girlfriend" for?
Henry' says (6:03 PM):
wed
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:03 PM):
OK, I just added "Sex girlfriend" on March 25th, 2009 to your planner. Type "edit" to change the event. You can also type "add" followed by a new event.

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-SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:29 PM):
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Henry' says (6:29 PM):
no
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:29 PM):
I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
Henry' says (6:29 PM):
no
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:29 PM):
Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
Henry' says (6:29 PM):
no
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:29 PM):
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Henry' says (6:29 PM):
no
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:29 PM):
I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry.
Henry' says (6:29 PM):
no
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:29 PM):
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Henry' says (6:29 PM):
no
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:29 PM):
Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Henry' says (6:29 PM):
no
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:29 PM):
Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
Henry' says (6:29 PM):
no
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:29 PM):
There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Henry' says (6:29 PM):
no
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:29 PM):
I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry.
Henry' says (6:29 PM):
ono
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:29 PM):
Waiting...
Henry' says (6:29 PM):
no

boring..

first of all
i find blogging has lost all its fun
coz after blogging for a long time
u find it boring to type in all the words
and its like very tiring to type type type..
--embracing defeat--
many ppl would most likely have be defeated one way or another
but being unafraid of failure is one of the qualities of a champion.
if u refuse to give in, you can acutally achieve anyting.
nothing in life is quite simple, but looking tings in another way,
it may look simpler.
some of the times, when we r defeated, we would not face up to
the truth tht u have lost and have an excuse for losing.
on achieving sucess is learning to accept defeat with dignity.
sucess comes to those who have the courage to fail.

"sucess consist of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm"-Winston Churchhill